“Baby you know me, just walkin’ and squawkin.’ -Lorenzo G.
Nobody knows where Lorenzo G. came from, and nobody's ever had the nerve to ask twice.
He travels the country in a 1983 toter home with carpet on the dashboard, a closet full of tailored suits, and a collection of handmade cowboy boots worth considerably more than the vehicle itself. By all appearances, Lorenzo hasn't got two nickels to rub together, but he's never been seen wearing the same pair of boots twice.
A quiet gentleman by nature, Lorenzo prefers to keep to himself. That is, until somebody hands him a microphone and puts a crowd of buyers in front of him. Then, baby, it's showtime. He can chant, chip, and chirp with the finest auctioneers in the country, and before you know it, he's sold you something you didn't know you wanted for twice what you intended to spend.
Nobody knows where Lorenzo goes between auctions, either. But every spring, he turns up in a new pair of boots, looking like a million dollars.
And still driving that damn toter home.
“Baby you know me, just walkin’ and squawkin.’ -Lorenzo G.
Nobody knows where Lorenzo G. came from, and nobody's ever had the nerve to ask twice.
He travels the country in a 1983 toter home with carpet on the dashboard, a closet full of tailored suits, and a collection of handmade cowboy boots worth considerably more than the vehicle itself. By all appearances, Lorenzo hasn't got two nickels to rub together, but he's never been seen wearing the same pair of boots twice.
A quiet gentleman by nature, Lorenzo prefers to keep to himself. That is, until somebody hands him a microphone and puts a crowd of buyers in front of him. Then, baby, it's showtime. He can chant, chip, and chirp with the finest auctioneers in the country, and before you know it, he's sold you something you didn't know you wanted for twice what you intended to spend.
Nobody knows where Lorenzo goes between auctions, either. But every spring, he turns up in a new pair of boots, looking like a million dollars.
And still driving that damn toter home.
